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Poster: UngowaUngowa Date: Oct 13, 2011 8:23am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happiness is a Lukewarm Guppy Called You

One has only to read a few of your insipid posts to
realize what a vacuous, vicious, noxious waste of humanity you are. If the Grateful Dead had foreseen that you were
going to be their fanboy, they never would have played a note. And I mean that quite literally. Go fly away to your midget porn. Ha.

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Poster: rdenirojb87 Date: Oct 13, 2011 8:39am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happiness is a Lukewarm Guppy Called You

i know your type all too well. you're sitting behind your computer with one hand on your chode, while you get off to putting down others who you think are inferior to you because they don't write as well. you are truly fucking pathetic. and do you try to talk like an english professor when you're not getting off on the internet? who are you trying to impress? yourself?

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Poster: UngowaUngowa Date: Oct 13, 2011 8:46am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happiness is New York Teachers' Union

Er, mate, this is how we speak. So sorry about your condition in the states.

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Poster: Skobud Date: Oct 13, 2011 9:50am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happiness is New York Teachers' Union

Racist name, bitching about the White House, mocking people that smoke weed, overkill on the fake ethnicity - couldnt be Koch...What was I thinking.

Dooshbag.

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Poster: UngowaUngowa Date: Oct 13, 2011 5:41pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happiness is New Fart from Flecktone

Ouch! That hurts so, coming from a Skuttlebug.

But I just keep smilin' on, like your fine leaders!
Optimism. Optimism and courage.

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Poster: rdenirojb87 Date: Oct 13, 2011 8:50am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happiness is New York Teachers' Union

well at least you didn't deny the first part. however mate, that is not how most people speak in europe. i don't know what high-class elite group of people you live among, but the majority of europeans do not speak like you do. you are even more delusional than i initially thought.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Oct 13, 2011 9:07am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happiness is New York Teachers' Union

"For an author to write as he speaks is just as reprehensible as the opposite fault, to speak as he writes; for this gives a pedantic effect to what he says, and at the same time makes him hardly intelligible."
Arthur Schopenhauer

The great thing about posting on the Internet is the unbridled scope it offers for invention. The way I write is sod all like the incomprehensible foul-mouthed grumblings that issue forth when I actually speak. If old Umbongowumba sounds like he writes then he's probably a bit of a twat really.

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Poster: UngowaUngowa Date: Oct 13, 2011 11:19am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happiness is New World Order of Pork Rinds

Yet they say one good twaddle deserves another. What else might explain the frenetic girl-girl action so often swirling around here?

I am afraid you have confused my name with your illustrious resident's.


You could sniggle your erudite hooks at the cravenly micahfly...he's bitten you for months under different handles, after making a rather large show of a public truce. He or it seems to do that with several posters before they're viciously attacked. Surely you're aware of this fact? Please don't crucify him, though; I dread an extra Easter.

I simply state the obvious, and let the vaporous, tired new and improved fleeced flock sort it out. Not out any desire to collect inane noise or other rubbish phoned in by alleged tough guys for years upon years to harass GD fans. You know--sub-sub-par muzakal talents jealous of the lasting impact of the Dead's tunes.
It's not that difficult to connect the dots. Even you could do it.
Cheers

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Oct 13, 2011 11:38am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happiness is New World Order of Pork Rinds

Yeah.

Twat.

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Poster: UngowaUngowa Date: Oct 13, 2011 11:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happiness is New World Order of Pork Rinds

Much love to you too. Charmingly obsequious gas-bag.
Go kneel at micahilovewar's knee. Rest your your thinning flaxen tresses on his tiny codpiece. You look so beautiful there, casting furtive glances at the nonstop Fox programming.

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Poster: rdenirojb87 Date: Oct 13, 2011 11:40am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happiness is New World Order of Pork Rinds

"You could sniggle your erudite hooks at the cravenly micahfly"

"blah blah blah, and let the vaporous, tired new and improved fleeced flock sort it out. Not out any desire to collect inane noise or other rubbish phoned in by alleged tough guys for years upon years to harass GD fans. You know--sub-sub-par muzakal talents blah blah blah blah."

HAHAHA what the fuck? really man? do you keep a dictionary/thesaurus taped to your balls? you're not writing poetry or a thesis paper. i find it very hard to believe that you always talk in this manner. if you really do, then you are a huge tool. if you don't, then you are just pathetic for trying to put on a front for people in another country on da intraweb! thanks for being so fuckin' weird though, i've had some good laughs at your expense. i have a really funny mental image of what you look like. this is the closest thing i could find:
http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/guy_fawkes_portrait-225x300.jpg

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Oct 13, 2011 12:02pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happiness is New World Order of Pork Rinds

Seriously, don't waste your time trying to make sense of these blatherings. I believe your namesake has a movie in the pipeline with a title that fits the situation pretty well: Another Bullshit Night in Suck City.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455323/

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Poster: UngowaUngowa Date: Oct 13, 2011 11:55am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happiness is New World Order of Pork Rinds

Well, Robert DeNiro, I suppose you resemble a flabbier Jimmy Diamond. Meaning you're a fattie. Have another pork rind.

How does a lunatic like yourself even choose to exist from day to day? You might consider reading a book someday.

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Poster: rdenirojb87 Date: Oct 13, 2011 12:00pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happiness is New World Order of Pork Rinds

Actually I go to the gym everyday, so I'm currently in very good shape. I can eat all the pork rinds I want you crazy old coot :-)

I live very happily day to day. You don't strike me as someone who can just enjoy life like I do. Maybe one day you'll get off your high horse, remove your head from your ass, and join the rest of society. Until then, you and your big fancy words can kiss my pot-smokin' hippie ass.

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Poster: UngowaUngowa Date: Oct 13, 2011 12:12pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happiness is New World Order of Pork Rinds

You should join the hippie shindig on Wall Street. They've brought extra Sgt.Pepperspray just for you. I'll be looking forward to the police's body-slam to your greasy pink kimono.

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Poster: rdenirojb87 Date: Oct 13, 2011 12:17pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happiness is New World Order of Pork Rinds

hah, you really are a miserable old fuck. do you ever feel joy anymore? what makes you feel happy? other than pretending your better than others because you know big words that nobody uses in everyday conversation. you honestly seem fucking miserable and it's kinda sad if you really are the way you represent yourself.

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Poster: UngowaUngowa Date: Oct 13, 2011 12:28pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Gloominess is New World Order of You

I think you mean "you're better". You should watch that, because it's similar to a mistake made often by a handle of m----'s that got booTed.

It's also how they nabbed Charles Manson, to whom you're doubtlessly related. Ha.

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Poster: rdenirojb87 Date: Oct 13, 2011 12:35pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Gloominess is New World Order of You

why are you avoiding my questions? just so you can point out a small grammatical error i made? i don't proofread what i write on the internet usually, and don't bother trying to impress others with fancy writing. there's a place for that, and it's not here.

i am left to believe you are a miserable old man who spanks his chode while talking down to others to make up for your own insecurities. you haven't corrected me on any of those statements yet. anyway, i'm losing interest in you. the novelty aspect has worn off and you're just a waste of space at this point. keep up your shit and nobody is going to respond to any of your posts. you'll then have to find another forum. have you already been banned from all the other forums and that's why you're here perhaps?

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Poster: UngowaUngowa Date: Oct 13, 2011 12:51pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Retardation is New World Order of You

ChodeCollectuh, if I wished to converse with a mental gnat such as yourself, wouldn't I simply visit your ChodeCollectuh forum and its mediocre collection of music that is deemed largely unlistenable by people with ears? Don't be such an impotent toughguy; you should hype yourself silly all day long! And yet no one cares. Lean into the mikah and enunciate with more fundamentalist zeal.

Eat phish and expire. You might learn something.

Nevertheless
No
One
Cares

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Poster: UngowaUngowa Date: Oct 13, 2011 12:00pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happiness is New World Order of Pork Rinds

I smell noise.

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Poster: ducats Date: Oct 13, 2011 4:53pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happiness is New York Teachers' Union

blow me

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Poster: UngowaUngowa Date: Oct 13, 2011 6:04pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happiness is Shopworn Phrase Delivered Expertly

Thank you Mr. Ducats. It's really quite catchy. I'm sure robthelowtomiddlingwordsmith would agree. He's a catcher.